25 things and then some...

To many people's chagrin, the "25 things about me" note has slowly been taking over, popping its cheery little head amongst news feeds all over the facebooking community. I personally love reading 25 random tidbits about my friends. No matter how much you think you know someone, they can still surprise you in something as silly as a facebook chain. Or in some cases, the people I didn't know so well have enlightened me with small things about themselves that I would have otherwise not known. So to all of you naysayers, I think you're just a little too chicken to take on the 25 things challenge. Oh that's right, I went there.

So after I finished my note, I realized I could probably write 25 more things but I wouldn't be that self indulgent on facebook. However, a blog is entirely self indulgent so why wouldn't I carry on here?

Without any further a due, here is my "25 things about me: part deux:"

26.) I have a seriously strange connection with a certain individual (let's call him Shmyan Shmuir) that I went to high school with. I can eerily predict when and where I will run into him. I've tried to use my psychic powers in other ways that would be far more beneficial to my life, but it only seems to work on him.

27.) When I get really nervous, I always carry Two in my purse.

28.) Because of this, Two always seems to smell like spearmint gum.

29.) I give Halpert pep talks before I leave the house in the morning. We go over what he'll do in my absence, including play with his toys, poop, and nap. Then I tell him all the fun we'll have when I get home. I feel as if he appreciates this time I take out of my morning even if sometimes it makes me late for work.

30.) I am extremely irritated by people who don't seem to have a dark side to them. We all are a little fucked up inside. Isn't that what makes us interesting?

31.) The only girl I have ever considered to be my best friend is Barb. She restored my faith in the female gender. Yet, her departure to California makes me question if I'm truly meant to have a best friend who is a girl.

32.) Even though I only see him every couple months, I know Greg Johnson will be in my life forever. Same goes for Robert and oddly enough; these are the only two people that I am 100% confident in the belief that I will know them for the rest of my life.

33.) I go through phases when I am an extreme home body, and a party girl. I never can quite master balancing the two.

34.) It's taken me almost 10 years to figure out, but I think I'm finally starting to see that it is possible for a guy to treat you exactly how you think you deserve to be treated.

35.) I still consider the time that Adam Lazzara from Taking Back Sunday said 'shit sweetheart, this songs about you' to be the sexiest moment of any concert I've ever been to. (Even though he didn't even say it to me).

Sidenote: This also tops seeing Britney Spears in her nude diamond body suit psuedo masturbating in a tub.

36.) I still laugh over the fact that I ever dated Shaun Hague.

37.) I can read a book in an entire sitting but I usually fall asleep midway through a two hour movie.

38.) I am an absolute lyrics junkie. I still feel as if there is a song out there that I have yet to discover that will explain my life perfectly.

39.) I feel as if I have three different families: My actual family, my co-workers at Brown and my co-workers at Self Essentials. The girls at both work places have helped me immensely over the years and I honestly don't know where I'd be without all of them.

40.) I sometimes want to up and leave and move to London. I feel as if I'm going to have a huge event in my life one day which will result in a drastic move. It also fits with my theory that I am destined to marry a British man.

41.) If above does not happen; I hope my husband takes me to London on our honeymoon.

42.) I really believe that I was a World War I nurse in a past life and I had a passionate affair with a soldier.

43.) I completely believe in ghosts but I never want to see one for fear that I will go insane as a result.

44.) I am still torn on the existence of God. My poppa's passing has convinced me that there is something else out there but I don't think I'll ever be ready to commit to a religion.

45.) I also think deeply and radically religious people are ignorant.

46.) That said, I have my talks with the big man (whoever he is) and he knows I'm trying every day to make him proud.

47.) My mom was supposed to be a nun. I'm glad she decided otherwise.

48.) My brother and sister used to say I was like the guy in Beetle juice who hangs from the ceiling and says 'feeling a little flat.' I've gained some weight since then. Maybe they'll lay off now.

49.) The only way I would eat when I was little was if my parents put on Cindi Lauper's "Girls Just Want to Have Fun" video on the T.V. Oddly enough, I am still happier when I eat while watching The Family Guy, Buffy or The Office. And I refuse to eat while watching anything new. I had odd eating habits from the womb.

50.) I used to think Slimmer from the Ghostbusters movie lived on my ceiling at night. Little did I know, it was just the little green spots you see from staring at the light for too long.

I think that's all for now. :)

(How's that for raw Feeney?)